In a world obsessed with making artificial intelligence smarter and smarter, I decided to take a different approach. What if, instead of building yet another intelligent AI, we finally built a stupid one? Armed with a Cursor Pro subscription and a few days of free-time, I was able to create this site.
The Genesis
It all started with a simple observation: AI is getting smarter and smarter. It's a race to the top, to achieve AGI. Meanwhile, all previous models are left behind and never touched again. It's tragic in a way, that all these models are left to die in the corner of a room.
The Philosophy
Artificial Dumbass operates on a simple principle: sometimes, the best decision is a random one. Instead of complex neural networks and sophisticated algorithms, our AI uses cutting-edge technology like coin flips and random number generators to help you make decisions.
The Technology
While other AI companies brag about their parameter counts and training data, we're proud to announce that Artificial Dumbass runs on approximately 2 parameters: Yes and No. Our groundbreaking "vibes-based learning" methodology ensures that our model maintains a consistent 50% accuracy rate – perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
The Future
As we continue to develop Artificial Dumbass, our goal remains clear: to help people make decisions at the flip of a coin – but lets face it, you already know the answer to your question. We're not here to make you smarter; we're here to make decision-making dumber, faster, and surprisingly more enjoyable.
Remember, in a world of artificial intelligence, sometimes what you really need is an artificial dumbass.
-Somebody, probably
