The World's Least Intelligent AI

Stop overthinking. Let AI help you make decisions faster and experience the joy of being wrong.

Start Making Uneducated Decisions

Smart(ish) Analysis

Advanced local AI algorithms analyze your situation from multiple angles (Two of them - Yes/No)

Rapid Responses

Our AI is one of the fastest in the world, but it takes time to type back a response. It has a typing speed of 25 WPM

Achieving AGUI

The first model to achieve AGUI - Artificial General Un-Intelligence

Success rate in making questionable decisions. We're proud to be wrong half the time.

What People Are Saying

"As someone who has worked on LLMs for years, I can confidently say this is one of the AI models ever made. The training methodology of 'vibes-based learning' is truly revolutionary in how poorly it works."

Twitter User

Vibe Coder

"It's less accurate than a Magic 8 Ball, but cost less to train than Deepseek, showing American ingenuity wins again!"

Daryan Qawami

AI Research Scientist

"I asked this thing if I should get a new hobby and it just kept saying 'Yes' without listening, reminded me of my wife who never lets me watch football in peace."

John Boomer

(Un)Happily married

"With the soaring cost of graphics cards, I'm glad we can still make AI models that were trained on lower end hardware! No parts left behind!"

Jan's Son: Wong

Not the CEO of Nvidia

Why I Built Artificial Dumbass

In a world obsessed with making artificial intelligence smarter and smarter, I decided to take a different approach. What if, instead of building yet another intelligent AI, we finally built a stupid one? Armed with a Cursor Pro subscription and a few days of free-time, I was able to create this site...

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Founder

Garrett Schuetz

Chief Indecision Officer

Pioneering the field of AI-assisted decision making, with a mission to help others overcome analysis paralysis through questionably intelligent algorithms. I'm a Marketer from the Bay Area. I love working on hobbyist projects such as game development & funny startup ideas, as well as UI/UX. Thanks for visiting!